Fortune-Mod
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Fortune-Mod
The notorious Fortune Cookie Program from BSD games.
Installation
Usage
La science (comme la chimie) est de nos jours internationale et mondiale; les communications, les informations, les échanges de biens ainsi que la pollution franchissent les frontières et inondent notre globe. Ceci implique une solidarité mondiale croissante ou des choix au niveau mondial. En sommes-nous conscients ? -+- Joachim Charles Hitzke -+-
Also frequently used as input for cowsay :
_______________________________________ / T-shirt Of The Day: \ | | | I'm the person your mother warned you | \ about. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
Some screensavers use fortune as input text generator.
The french mod, fortunes-fr
Installation
Useage
Jean Claude Camille Francois VanDamme : "Mes autres prénoms sont Camille et François. J'aime bien Camille, non ? Ça fait "old fashion", tu trouves pas ? Ça respire le meuble de provence !" -+- Jean-Claude Vandamme -+-
The mods
fortune-mod-kernelcookies
A collection of funny (or strange) lines from the Linux kernel for fortune
printk("Penguin %d is stuck in the bottle.\n", i); linux-2.0.38/arch/sparc/kernel/smp.c
fortune-mod-bofh-excuses
BOFH ( Bastard Operator From Hell ) excuses
BOFH excuse #279:
The static electricity routing is acting up...
fortune-mod-humorix
Quotes from Humorix
Jargon Coiner (#8) An irregular feature that aims to give you advance warning of new jargon that we've just made up. * STAR SPINOFFS: Applying themes and ideas from "Star Wars" and "Star Trek" to contemporary events. Examples: "Let the Source be with you!", "Microsoft is the Evil Empire", "Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated by Microsoft". * TRADEMARKIZATION(tm): Giving a phrase special meaning by appending a trademark symbol to it. Examples: "Think Free Speech, Not Free Beer(tm)", "Real Soon Now(tm)", "Blue Screen of Death(tm)"
The best Windows accelerator is that which works at 9.81 m/s2 -- From a Slashdot.org post
fortune-mod-friends
Quotes from TV series Friends
Joey: So Pheebs what's this guy like? Phoebe: Umm, well he's very dashing, y'know, and umm, very, very sophisticated, and he doesn't speak any English, but according to his translator, he totally gets me. Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
fortune-mod-familyguy
Quotes from tv cartoon Family Guy
[Cleveland considers killing Quagmire with a baseball bat, while Meg, Chris, Stewie, Lois, and Emperor Palpatine watch] Emperor Palpatine: Good. Let the hate flow through you. [Lois pushes him to the ground and kicks him] Lois Griffin: You're not helping!
fortune-mod-calvin
Quotes from comic Calvin et hobbes
Wormwood : Calvin, how about you? Calvin : Hard to say ma'am. I think my cerebellum just fused.
fortune-mod-chucknorris-fr
French quotes from chucknorris facts
{{console|fortune chucknorris
Indiana Jones a survécu à l'explosion d'une bombe nucléaire en se cachant dans un frigo. Chuck Norris a survécu à la chute de l'astéroïde qui pulvérisa les dinosaures en mettant un k-way.
fortune-mod-futurama
Quotes from tv cartoon Futurama
Bender: Hey, that's my last beer, you bastard. I'll kill you! Fry: I'll kill you too, buddy, I'll kill you too.
fortune-mod-futurama-fr
French quotes from tv cartoon Futurama
Bender (entrant avec les enfants dans un bar) : Bon, y a tout ce qu'il vous faut ici, de l'alcool, des cacahuètes, y a des toilettes, vous y allez souvent aux toilettes vous les bébés humains je crois... Les enfants : Oui Bender : Alors éclatez vous!
fortune-mod-chalkboard
Quotes from chalkboard of Bart Simpson in tv cartoon The Simpsons
I WILL NOT BURP IN CLASS I WILL NOT BURP IN CLASS I WILL NOT BURP IN CLASS I WILL NOT BURP IN CLASS Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7G04
fortune-mod-discworld
Quotes from Discworld news by Terry Pratchett
Using a metaphor in front of men as unimaginative as Ridcully was like a red rag in front of a bu -- was like putting something very annoyting in front of someone who was annoyed by it. (Lords and Ladies)
fortune-mod-fgump
Quotes from movie Forrest Gump
Army Sergeant: "Gump, what is your sole purpose in this army?" Forrest Gump: "To do whatever you tell me, Drill Sergeant!" Army Sergeant: "Gump, you are a @#$%&! genius"..
fortune-mod-hitchhiker
Quotes from Guide Hitchhikers to the galaxy of Douglas Adams
"He dropped his voice still lower. In the stillness, a fly would not have dared clear its throat.
fortune-mod-starwars
Quotes from Star Wars
Darth Vader: Impressive. Most impressive. Obi-wan has taught you well. You have controlled your fear. Now, release your anger! Only your hatred can destroy me!
fortune-mod-xfiles
Quotes from TV series X-files
Frohike: So, Mulder, where's your little partner? Mulder: She wouldn't come. She's afraid of her love for you. "The X-Files: Blood"
fortune-mod-xfiles-fr
French quotes from tv series X-files
Mulder : Un rêve est comme une réponse à une question qu'on ne se pose pas encore.
fortune-mod-tolkien-fr
French quotes from Lord of the rings and Bilbo the Hobbit of JRR Tolkien.
Cherche l'épée qui fut brisée: A Imladris elle se trouve; Des conseils seront pris Plus forts que les charmes de Morgul. Un signe sera montr Que le destin est proche, Car le fléau d'Isildur se réveillera, Et le Semi-Homme se dressera. -- J.R.R. Tolkien, "La Communauté de l'Anneau"
fortune-mod-powerpuff
Quotes from tv cartoon PowerPuff Girls
Boogie Man: So tell me. When things get creepy. Crowd: Blame it on the boogie! Boogie Man: When things get spooky. Crowd: Blame it on the boogie! Boogie Man: And when things get freaky, funky, and nasty. Crowd: BLAME IT ON THE BOOGIE!!
fortune-mod-southpark
Quotes from tv cartoon Southpark
Oh my god, they killed Kenny! You bastards!
fortune-mod-southpark-fr
french quotes from tv cartoon Southpark
Ms. Crabtree : Dépêchez-vous, on est très en retard ! Stan : Tous les jours on est en retard vieille conne. Ms. Crabtree : Qu'est ce que tu as osé dire ? Stan : C'est Halloween, j'ai hâte que minuit sonne. Ms. Crabtree : Oh, moi c'est pareil.
fortune-mod-oneliners
Quotes from OneLiners
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
fortune-mod-the-godfather
Quotes from The Godfather.
"Mr. Corleone is a man who insists on hearing bad news at once." -- Tom Hagen, "Chapter 1", page 62
fortune-mod-himym
Quotes from TV series "How I met your mother".
Barney: Here's the plan, and I crap you not! I'm getting us into the Victoria's Secret Halloween party. Trust me, by the end of the night, your chad will not be hanging.
fortune-mod-tbbt
Quotes from TV series "The Big Bang Theory".
Leonard: What got into him? Penny: Oh, a couple of virgin Cuba Libres who turned out to be a little slutty. Leonard: You didn't. Penny: You do your little experiments, I do mine.
fortune-mod-house
Quotes from TV series "House MD".
Dr. House: Foreman, you gotta steal this thing for me! Dr. Foreman: Oh, let me ring up one of the homies. – Cane and Able (3.02)
fortune-mod-house-fr
Quotes in french from TV series "House MD".
Mère de la patiente : On va pas lui infliger une intervention inutile House : Ou une maman un peu idiote – Hugh Laurie, Dr House, saison 3, épisode 9 (Rendez vous avez Judas)
fortune-mod-torchwood
Quotes from TV series "Torchwood".
Ianto: I blame it on magic mushrooms. Jack: What you do in private is none of our business. — Series 1, Episode 5, Small Worlds
fortune-mod-linuxfr
Quotes from the #linuxfr's chan.
<guigui> ah mais fabuleux <guigui> un mec de mon labo qui me sort "si t'as rien à faire tu peux nous aider" <jb> en même temps <jb> t'es sur IRC <guigui> away
fortune-mod-simpson-fr
Quotes in french from TV series "The Simpsons".